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The movie version deletes the romance and Arthur, leaving Topsy to be the one whose world turned itself on its head every second Wednesday.

Quite literally. Upon opening the door, Mary and company witness the house turn itself around and around until Streep's character finds herself seated on the ceiling, and everyone must enter by carefully walking up to meet her. Streep's song and upside down dance number is called "Turning Turtle," comparing herself to a turtle who has been flipped onto its back and is unable to function until someone comes along and rescues it.

Not all heroes wear capes, though these nanny students are required to wear a specific outfit that, at first glance, seems it never left s nurse fashion, but upon reflection, their uniforms contain over a century of history and tradition -- so the fit must be respected.

But rolling up sleeves is a no-no, as are several random college pet peeves. Wearing minimal makeup is a rule. Students are banned from ordering fast food while in uniform, chewing gum, using headphones to listen to music, using a cell phone while walking, as well as purchasing alcohol. When they graduate, they are not obliged to wear their uniform; rather, "most Norlanders wear smart, practical civilian clothing to fit in with modern families," if that's not the most British thing you've ever heard.

Top Image: Norland College. One Cracked Fact delivers one new story from the worlds of history, science and pop culture, directly to your inbox every day. Sign up now! So unless a nearby pillow factory happens to be having its roof replaced that day, they're probably all dead. Mary Poppins then gently floats to the ground, and as the only applicant, she claims the job for herself. Walt Disney Pictures Though it kinda seems like "displays the powers of a minor deity" should clinch a babysitting job no matter who else applied.

Even beyond the cheating and possible homicide, Mary is a pretty lousy childcare provider. Sure, she has a magical suitcase filled with lamps, but would you want her looking after your kids? On her first day on the job, she takes the kids to the park -- not so they can play, but so she can visit her filthy vagrant pal, Bert.

Some have theorized that Mary used to nanny Bert when he was a child, though the movie certainly implies a romantic past or, worst-case scenario, it's both. So basically, she drags the kids to visit her hobo ex-boyfriend on her very first day.

Then they all magically hop into a cartoon fantasy world where Bert and Mary have lunch together. Notice anything weird? Walt Disney Pictures Besides the penguin-related health code violations.

Where are the damn kids? Take the magic out of the equation for a moment, and imagine a nanny ditching two young kids in a public park so she could share a meal with some random dick Van Dyke. Even crazier, when they all get home that night, Mary totally gaslights the kids for no apparent reason, refusing to admit that any of the day's events actually happened!

It's as if her powers are generated by the confusion and fear of children, and she needed to recharge. Later, Mary takes Jane and Michael on a tour of London's rooftops, which is a good place to work on your parkour, but a terrible place to bring two children. Afterward, Mary invites dozens of soot-encrusted chimney-sweeping strangers into the Banks house to sing, dance, and generally trash the place like an Edwardian-era Led Zeppelin.



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